JOKES

Esse será o espaço do riso, pois JOKE significa piada em português. Divirtam-se!

God and the man
A man visits God and says:
- God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?
God says:
- No, ask me anything at all.
So the man says:
-God, you've been around for a very long time, so, for you, how long is a thousand years?
-God replies:
-For me, a thousand years is only five minutes.
The man then says:
-That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?
God replies:
-For me, a million dollars is only five cents.
The man says:
-Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?
God looks at the man, smiles, and says:
-Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!